is the chair telling me
that it is too old
or that I'm too heavy

Dillo Fenderson

the new variety
of angry birds
is absolutely next level

Asuguo

you can‘t read it
cuz it‘s in arabic
but it‘s proof

Asuguo

I can no longer
say that I was
never there

Dillo Fenderson

opening hours
are the
toughest monster

Asuguo

one of these days
I'll hire a chemist
to produce H₃O

Dillo Fenderson