Monday, January 15th 2024
stuff just
keeps on
not working
Sunday, January 14th 2024
decades old muscle memory
takes over after
only a few hours
autocorrecting
Moon Patrol
to Donkey Kong
Saturday, January 13th 2024
too cowardly
to risk falling into
a frozen lake
during a lifetime
one encounters a bunch
of complete morons
Tuesday, January 9th 2024
I didn't know
I married
Readers Digest
Monday, January 8th 2024
my thoughts
aren't
helpful
Friday, January 5th 2024
luckily covid
is the only
contagious disease
Thursday, January 4th 2024
fixed almost
all my
recent breakage
Tuesday, January 2nd 2024
they arrested
a
christmas tree