Monday, February 10th 2020
my arm can’t
prevent planes from crashing
but it can go numb
Saturday, February 8th 2020
winter
should be over
by now
Friday, February 7th 2020
i’m sure
i saw it somewhere.
in another lifetime
Wednesday, February 5th 2020
if i’d enjoy running
i would
run away
you have to spend a lot
before they let you
spend a little
today's special
is burning
my lef't hand
Tuesday, February 4th 2020
i'm fishing
for cats and
caught one
Monday, February 3rd 2020
i'm dead tired
i should
be a psychic
Monday, January 27th 2020
some people
have their brains
in their shoes
Wednesday, January 22nd 2020
he must have
watched
my name is earl