Sunday, May 24th 2020
a house
with a cat can
never be clean
Saturday, May 23rd 2020
sleeping directly
in front of
a door
our fridge shrunk
and moved to
another room
Thursday, May 21st 2020
early morning flies
are
the worst
Wednesday, May 20th 2020
social distancing
doesn't help
against allergies
sometimes
even big corporations
can learn
Thursday, May 14th 2020
the only thing improved
by appending two exclamation marks
is the level of rudeness
Monday, May 11th 2020
the series
died
with her
my timing
was
impeccable
Saturday, May 9th 2020
mission: in the short time given
go out and annoy
as many creatures as possible