Thursday, March 8th 2018
half an hour after
closing it's almost
acceptably empty
he does an almost perfect
'trump at the golf course'
impersonation, physique-wise
Wednesday, March 7th 2018
it’s really hard
to ride a bike
without breathing
Tuesday, March 6th 2018
you are not allowed
to use any of the
1000 most common words
so the game
is worth
-15€
von ihr aus
kann ich mich
in Luft auflösen
Thursday, March 1st 2018
the scale they use
to measure temperature
is totally weird
Monday, February 26th 2018
closing doors and
turning off lights
will he ever learn?
der schnee
ist erfroren und vom
baum gefallen
Sunday, February 25th 2018
Das Handy
der Feind
der Plakate.