Friday, October 20th 2017
 
since so many are
sneezing, will i 
catch a spanish flu
the
internet 
lies?
Thursday, October 19th 2017
 
for the spanish 
i look french, for the rest
of the world irish
Wednesday, October 18th 2017
 
if a drop falls down
the
umbrellas come out
Tuesday, October 17th 2017
 
bekommt ausser mir
noch jemand eine blase
vom barfuß laufen? 
i have
a short and a long
side
the distance between 
two stationary objects 
fluctuates over time
Monday, October 16th 2017
 
the most common answer
to 'hablas ingles' is
'no' and a wry smile
Einem geschenkten Gutschein 
schaut man nicht 
auf das Adressschild.