finding gonorrhea
is his personal
50 shades of grey

Asuguo

I need a bigger phone
that doesn't fit through
the hole in my back pocket

Dillo Fenderson

it's cute
how they still think
numbers matter

Dillo Fenderson

for longer sentences
the angry gay
is the best approach

Asuguo

you can clean your shoes,
or you simply
walk through the snow

Asuguo

Haus-
katzen-
wetter

Dillo Fenderson

what's gained
by insisting it's fine
when it's clearly not?

Dillo Fenderson

uploading
1531 of
1497 items

Dillo Fenderson

selfies should be
their own category
of Darwin Awards

Dillo Fenderson

"pass ein bisschen auf!"
"macht nichts,
sie hat es eh absichtlich gemacht"

Asuguo