Tuesday, February 17th 2015
 
after dining
late night
hair washing
Monday, February 16th 2015
 
This ruin my
nights and 
burn my days
Sunday, February 15th 2015
 
most of the time you can
counteract, the other times
just enjoy the slow motion
Saturday, February 14th 2015
 
und wieder fällt der
Wallen-Dienstag 
auf einen Samstag
der umgefallene
Keine-Ahnung-
Unfugknopf
Friday, February 13th 2015
 
i whipped my butt,
accidently,
but repeatedly
Recieving a massage and
texting to the nanny -for some
that's multitasking on expert level
I didn't think 
it would be possible 
to miss supertrain
Thursday, February 12th 2015
 
finding gonorrhea
is his personal
50 shades of grey
Wednesday, February 11th 2015
 
I need a bigger phone 
that doesn't fit through 
the hole in my back pocket