Friday, May 2nd 2014
the ride on the
broom left me
somewhat dizzy
Thursday, May 1st 2014
Nichts in der Geisterbahn
kann so schrecklich sein
wie die Begleitperson am Ausgang
i am still alive
and i haven't
killed anyone, yet
it's pretty hard
to feed the bottom
of the pecking order
Tuesday, April 29th 2014
the lonely time
of two bars
is over again
Chinesische
Genmanipulierte Zuchthaus
H-Halbmilch
Monday, April 28th 2014
Cornetto
when the whole world
is out to get you
the mobile phone
universally makes it okay
to be late
stupidity
only hurts those
who aren't stupid
Sunday, April 27th 2014
time was invented to prevent
everything from happening at once
don't undo that