the iOS keyboard
doesn't know
the umlaut f

Dillo Fenderson

thanks to god's
i've got someone
who understands

Mrs. Bigglesworth

the disabled toilet
is out of order
duh, it's disabled

Dillo Fenderson

hot coconut milk chocolate
tastes disturbingly
strange

Asuguo

saved by
the
closing remarks

Asuguo

i pressed
the
green button

Asuguo

neu
hoch
punkte

Dillo Fenderson

since the survival rate of everyone
eventually drops to zero, i won't be
around when the app finally opens

Asuguo

not one
obesed person
in a week

Mrs. Bigglesworth

sogar das
wifi ist
halal

Mrs. Bigglesworth