Wednesday, April 17th 2013
 
Wie kann man
eine Stunde lang
Wurst schneiden?
Ein Dingl-Dangl
schaut am Rücken
noch blöder aus
Tuesday, April 16th 2013
 
i have
a bright future
behind me
end-of-business-day
is when
*I* stop working.
technically,
it's still Monday
Monday, April 15th 2013
 
an error occurred
is literally all the detail
we provide
Sunday, April 14th 2013
 
hinter den zwergen
kann sich der riese
schlecht verbergen
Saturday, April 13th 2013
 
unintended
intercourse
interruption
i feel like i'm naked,
three legged and
have a mighty hump
Friday, April 12th 2013
 
they must be
pretty desperate,
choosing my kitchen