I'm really tempted
to lie down beside my sandals
and see who rots first

Dillo Fenderson

today I met
the Austrian minister
of silly jogging

Dillo Fenderson

now I'm
thoroughly
frustrated

Dillo Fenderson

if I didn't know better
I would have thought
it was a brothel

Dillo Fenderson

you never know
what you're capable of
until you have a reason to try

Dillo Fenderson

talking can be much more
annoying than eating
but it's still allowed

Dillo Fenderson

mistaking a date for a phone number
is quite an achievement, especially
when the month is spelled out

Dillo Fenderson

despite the wave
of warm weather
we're not in Greece

Dillo Fenderson

between cooking and eating
is a strange time
to wash the dishes

Dillo Fenderson

hid my first
geocache
today

Dillo Fenderson