Dillo Fenderson
Thursday, April 18th 2013

vertically mounted door knobs
like a tall s
with the door in the middle

Dillo Fenderson

the sudden hot
temperatures utterly
confuse me

Dillo Fenderson

Wednesday, April 17th 2013

Wie kann man
eine Stunde lang
Wurst schneiden?

Dillo Fenderson

Ein Dingl-Dangl
schaut am Rücken
noch blöder aus

Dillo Fenderson

Tuesday, April 16th 2013

technically,
it's still Monday

Dillo Fenderson

Monday, April 15th 2013

an error occurred
is literally all the detail
we provide

Dillo Fenderson

Thursday, April 11th 2013

dark chocolate and coffee
are so dehydrating
you could breathe under water

Dillo Fenderson

Monday, April 8th 2013

the average postal clerk
is much unfriendlier
than a tax auditor

Dillo Fenderson

me driving a van
dumping it in a river
to join a British comedy show

Dillo Fenderson

Sunday, April 7th 2013

the big file size
is offset by
the low bandwidth

Dillo Fenderson