if my monthly payment was zero
and now it's been lowered,
how much do I get?

Dillo Fenderson

greeting
the same person twice
can be quite a shock

Dillo Fenderson

instead of Friday
now everything
happens on Tuesdays

Dillo Fenderson

whatever I do
all I get
is being yelled at

Dillo Fenderson

he needs two forks
to eat both cakes
with his fingers

Dillo Fenderson

Willkommen
im Klub der
alten Säcke

Dillo Fenderson

there are no cats
but that doesn't mean
I get to sleep

Dillo Fenderson

is staying up late
and complaining about everything
related somehow?

Dillo Fenderson

my feeling of dread
walking down the stairs
was well founded

Dillo Fenderson

shouldn't
the headline
match the article?

Dillo Fenderson