the queen of screams
isn't even on the ride
and screams on the way up

Dillo Fenderson

Italians
don't understand
volume controls

Dillo Fenderson

with enough weather reports,
the only weather not listed
must be the correct one

Dillo Fenderson

the worst reponse
to customer complaint:
perfect!

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I was immune to rain
until I was
under a roof

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there was
exactly one
dry spot

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my kids
turned popcorn
into cop porn

Dillo Fenderson

mayonese:
the secret ingredient
of Italian washing powder

Dillo Fenderson

power outlets
are the most expensive parts
of a hotel room

Dillo Fenderson

ach, zwei Seelen wohnen in meiner Brust
der einen ist schon schlecht,
die andre ist noch hungrig

Dillo Fenderson