the worst reponse
to customer complaint:
perfect!

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I was immune to rain
until I was
under a roof

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there was
exactly one
dry spot

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my kids
turned popcorn
into cop porn

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mayonese:
the secret ingredient
of Italian washing powder

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power outlets
are the most expensive parts
of a hotel room

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ach, zwei Seelen wohnen in meiner Brust
der einen ist schon schlecht,
die andre ist noch hungrig

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the mouth:
a man's
third hand

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hotel security:
I need a room key
gladly, which room

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eco suggestion:
keep the air conditioner
turned off

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