that body weight corresponds
to the amount of consumed food
is clearly a myth

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looks like
a bad
Halloween prop

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nach dem Abendessen
ist es meistens
mitten in der Früh

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fat kid with a
whiskey ad
on his shirt

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ich glaube er schläft noch
zumindest hat er sich
schon dreimal geschnäuzt

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every four years
a new set of
life long friends

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he invented
a not where
there was none

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it works better
when it's
turned on

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the pun at the end
was the real reason
he wrote the article

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drowning in bathtub
seems to be a
hereditary disease

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