I should stop
ordering multiple
side dishes

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Danish bikes are
not as bad as Dutch
but they're close

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the wasp drove
them away and
earned the drink

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der Hasenmäher
ist in
seinem Schloss

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fairytales
make even less sense
when summarized

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best
sign
ever

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you're so fucking smart
and everybody else
is so fucking dumb

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obviously
we are not
Danish

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nowhere
is safe from
the French

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the beach
lady bugs go
to get buried

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