Tuesday, August 5th 2025
foam weapons
turn adults
into children
Monday, August 4th 2025
meditating
starting at
the sea
only wheelchair
users deserve
cold water
I should stop
ordering multiple
side dishes
Danish bikes are
not as bad as Dutch
but they're close
the wasp drove
them away and
earned the drink
Sunday, August 3rd 2025
der Hasenmäher
ist in
seinem Schloss
fairytales
make even less sense
when summarized
Saturday, August 2nd 2025
you're so fucking smart
and everybody else
is so fucking dumb