Friday, March 12th 2021
 
Die Sonne
hat einen
Wackelkontakt
Monday, March 1st 2021
 
serrated
toe
nails
Tuesday, February 23rd 2021
 
their reputation
is worse than
their sting
Monday, February 22nd 2021
 
heute Mittag um drei
wollte er sich
ein Frühstück machen
Monday, February 15th 2021
 
Der Faschingstinstag
fällt heuer auf
einen Montag
Sunday, January 31st 2021
 
I checked twice:
today is neither April
nor the first
Monday, January 25th 2021
 
Spring
is
coming
Thursday, January 21st 2021
 
I suspect
our cat
is a vampire
Saturday, January 16th 2021
 
I'll miss having 
a good reason
to avoid people
Sunday, January 3rd 2021
 
who cleans
the vacuum 
cleaner