Wednesday, August 7th 2019
 
not having a driver's license 
made my midlife crisis 
significantly cheaper
Friday, August 2nd 2019
 
plastic
is a
witch
Thursday, August 1st 2019
 
she's very efficient 
in making life hard
for herself
Monday, July 29th 2019
 
I don't understand 
why water parks
have outdoor areas
Wednesday, July 17th 2019
 
a spy 
on a 
bycicle
Saturday, July 13th 2019
 
she got used
to that again
soon enough
Friday, July 12th 2019
 
it knows about streets again
just not the ones
that exist
the accuracy 
of their tracking 
is astonishing
Thursday, July 11th 2019
 
it knows exactly what I want
otherwise it couldn't do
the opposite every single time
one degree between
steam and ice cubes
with a ten seconds delay