Tuesday, July 4th 2017
 
clearly the Turks
never reached
the Netherlands
Monday, July 3rd 2017
 
don't look for anything 
that looks like what
you would expect
the air conditioner 
ran out of
coldness
don't pet a cat
while holding 
a piece of sausage
Saturday, July 1st 2017
 
I need a bike
that's robust enough 
for my riding style
too late 
for a 
Darwin award
even with an empty battery 
it takes the time 
for a fade out