Thursday, March 30th 2017
 
bananas
in the
toilet
Monday, March 27th 2017
 
now I know
what mansplaining
feels like
Sunday, March 26th 2017
 
now I know 
I have low risk
of heart attack
Saturday, March 25th 2017
 
if a missile 
can reach it
i can swim there
Friday, March 17th 2017
 
don't let
the Swiss
choose names
Tuesday, March 14th 2017
 
Gartenkatze
Hauskatze
Schoßkatze
the chicken will resume 
crossing the road
on April 4th
Saturday, March 11th 2017
 
eighty Euros
for one drink 
is outrageous
Friday, March 10th 2017
 
typing
on
paper
if you confuse 
mathematics with music
subtraction is a challenge