Monday, July 14th 2014
bad memories
of Elite's
autopilot
the queen of screams
isn't even on the ride
and screams on the way up
Italians
don't understand
volume controls
with enough weather reports,
the only weather not listed
must be the correct one
Sunday, July 13th 2014
the worst reponse
to customer complaint:
perfect!
Saturday, July 12th 2014
I was immune to rain
until I was
under a roof
Friday, July 11th 2014
there was
exactly one
dry spot
my kids
turned popcorn
into cop porn
mayonese:
the secret ingredient
of Italian washing powder
power outlets
are the most expensive parts
of a hotel room