Dillo Fenderson
Sunday, August 31st 2025

had I gone swimming
I would have earned
Danish citizenship

Dillo Fenderson

Saturday, August 30th 2025

he doesn't care that
the menu is missing
most main dishes

Dillo Fenderson

I'm not
a good
guard dog

Dillo Fenderson

Thursday, August 28th 2025

nightswimmers
pay respect by
ignoring each other

Dillo Fenderson

it's almost impossible
to get a single space
between words

Dillo Fenderson

Monday after next
is not before
this Friday

Dillo Fenderson

it only
rotates
sometimes

Dillo Fenderson

Wednesday, August 27th 2025

teenagers are
far crazier
than the kids

Dillo Fenderson

Tuesday, August 26th 2025

I'll never
get to
eat noodles

Dillo Fenderson

now I'm glad
I bought that
useless gadget

Dillo Fenderson