Dillo Fenderson
Monday, May 25th 2026

is the chair telling me
that it is too old
or that I'm too heavy

Dillo Fenderson

Tuesday, May 12th 2026

I can no longer
say that I was
never there

Dillo Fenderson

Saturday, May 2nd 2026

one of these days
I'll hire a chemist
to produce H₃O

Dillo Fenderson

Tuesday, April 21st 2026

congratulations
you caught
the grass

Dillo Fenderson

Friday, April 17th 2026

is
blood
vegetarian

Dillo Fenderson

Monday, April 6th 2026

we
made her
week

Dillo Fenderson

Sunday, April 5th 2026

according to
Sherlock Holmes
we"re all drunks

Dillo Fenderson

Friday, April 3rd 2026

jackets
are like
umbrellas

Dillo Fenderson

Sunday, March 29th 2026

she bought three
plastic bottles to avoid
buying plastic bottles

Dillo Fenderson

Saturday, March 21st 2026

shouldn't have
asked if it was
gonna rain

Dillo Fenderson