i
am
awesome

Asuguo

a bull kicked his forehead in
but he still has
that supermodel butt

Asuguo

wreck diving is like
visiting a lost place under water
in the presence of a shark

Asuguo

some lines put
the supermarket lines before
holidays to shame

Asuguo

dann bestelle ich
es halt
bei amazon

Asuguo

he can’t hold his belly
up like that and expect
not to be petted

Asuguo

this is
for all the haikus
i forgot

Asuguo

i work
in a sex therapy
clinic

Asuguo

while the rest of the world
sleeps i play
hide and seek with a mouse

Asuguo

doing cocaine
to be awake enough
to read a book

Asuguo