if i had to summarize
austria in one word,
it would be 'cold'

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twinkies never spoil
and stay in your
system forever

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there is a
light brown tarantula
on my car

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vegas is an
open air branch
of walmart

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when seated
vaginas parade by
on eye level

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i felt more comfy
6 feet from the rattlesnake
than in the las vegas crowd

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i'm used to nights
that are cool,
silent and dark

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5 miles down into
the canyon i still haven't
reached that river

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3 italians are
louder than a bus
full of people

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i've never been eating
more fruits than in the
motherland of junk food

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