mammoth restrooms
are probably the way to deal
with an oversized population

Asuguo

surprisingly
we haven't found a way
to destroy the sun

Asuguo

i'm glad to see
everybody is as
confused as me

Asuguo

denying evolution
while god's creations
get wasted on meth

Asuguo

my pretzels are frozen
sounds more sexual
than it's actually meant

Asuguo

X's aren't
allowed
to drink

Asuguo

breath reeking of alcohol
he asks for money
he won't ever spend on alcohol

Asuguo

they call it night fall and
sunrise, cuz it always
gets dark much faster

Asuguo

me and a cow off in a distance
are the only ones
annoyed by the million dollar dog

Asuguo

a demographic excursion:
inbreeds are in the country
lunatics dwell in towns

Asuguo