in her world
banks still have something called
customer service

Asuguo

i'm a spectator
to a circus with an
all clown ensemble

Asuguo

smoking is
only allowed in marked
spooky areas

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shopping is a burden
not a past time activity.
or maybe that's just me?

Asuguo

i went from being happy, to
being sad, to being happy again
for not having a ticket

Asuguo

let's not be a coward
and eat
at chipotle today

Asuguo

i easily saw all 8 million
new yorker, but only a single one
of the 2 million rats

Asuguo

in new york
starbucks suddenly seems
reasonably priced

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craft beer is the 'organic'
label for beer to sell the
same for a higher price

Asuguo

toms river makes
al pacino
a lot more plausibel

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