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Monday, July 11th 2016
it looks like my
motel neighbors got
a cameo in "preacher"
Asuguo
hi allergy,
can't say
i missed ya
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i'm still losing my pants
american food
hasn't made me bigger
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Sunday, July 10th 2016
superman
needs an
uber ride
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the halloween
disney hybrid train
runs on sundays
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those train intervals
in chicago are a drag.
walking can't take longer
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Saturday, July 9th 2016
those supersized humans
are a real problem in seats developed
for a normal sized species
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people warn their kids
way too often about
things not being safe
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the great ape thinks:
fuck evolution, i'm in
no way related to humans
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the impossible task
of not checking your phone
every 15 minutes
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