a hot shower
is every bit as wonderful
as i remembered it

Asuguo

you can lead your bowels
to the restroom
but you can't make'em defecate

Asuguo

i sometimes get the feeling
germans make up
80% of the world's population

Asuguo

stinkmorcheln
haben das zeug
zum zombiepenis

Asuguo

the last ice age
left all those stones for me
to play on them

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some insect
always volunteers
to bite me

Asuguo

i delay my hope for
nutritious, non junk-food food
to denmark

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it's so quiet in here
i heard an echo
from me swallowing

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in this country
vatten is almost always
med kolsyrat

Asuguo

pizza and kebap
are the mc donalds
in mc donalds free zones

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