superman
needs an
uber ride

Asuguo

the halloween
disney hybrid train
runs on sundays

Asuguo

those train intervals
in chicago are a drag.
walking can't take longer

Asuguo

those supersized humans
are a real problem in seats developed
for a normal sized species

Asuguo

people warn their kids
way too often about
things not being safe

Asuguo

the great ape thinks:
fuck evolution, i'm in
no way related to humans

Asuguo

the impossible task
of not checking your phone
every 15 minutes

Asuguo

everybody seems
to be lawyer, doctor
or architect these days

Asuguo

this was the
perfect warm up for
springsteen

Asuguo

at what times do i
normally work out?
every two years

Asuguo