if a tent can have
something like bad rain karma
mine definitely does

Asuguo

he sits in a perfect squat
by the time he starts school
it will all be gone

Asuguo

it's more acceptable to close
a bridge to pokemon-go players
than a lane for a bike lane

Asuguo

the baggage drop off
is a plea against
population growth

Asuguo

he's as annoying
as a mosquito
you aren't allowed to kill

Asuguo

i don't understand
why people think i give a fuck
so often

Asuguo

vielen fällt schon das
sinnerfassende verstehen
von piktogrammen schwer

Asuguo

slow motion
hair cutting
is tiresome

Asuguo

of the three guys i work with
two are
unimaginably dumb

Asuguo

if you can't hear me
turning down the volume
on the TV could help

Asuguo