I am
the
tourist

Asuguo

you have to squat
for the toilet and pole jump
to get in the bed

Asuguo

spiders
never sit on
light switches

Asuguo

I burped
walmart
unintentionally

Asuguo

bike
rat
heart

Asuguo

I ran as fast as I could
so I don't have to be
a German citizen for too long

Asuguo

why transport dead people
in carpets? they are heavy enough
without a corpse inside

Asuguo

was ist
eigentlich mit
Arne geplant?

Asuguo

6A+ doesn't indicate
the difficulty, it's the
name of the route setter

Asuguo

it's too perfect
I'm expecting misfortune
to lurk around the corner

Asuguo