Sunday, March 8th 2026
my cat
can’t burr
in spanish
Wednesday, February 25th 2026
putting dracula
inside a washing machine
might alter his appearance
Tuesday, February 24th 2026
death airlines
would hire them immediately
as flight attendants
chat
et
lait
Monday, February 23rd 2026
there has
to be more than
one napoleon
Sunday, February 22nd 2026
i’ve to postpone
my killing spree
with a pen
Friday, February 20th 2026
it is
endless winter
here
Saturday, February 14th 2026
he came
straight out of hell
without a detour
Friday, February 13th 2026
he is
singing
his order
i am performing
an exorcism
again