humans outperform every animal
in one thing: throwing external objects.
don’t make me use my talent

Asuguo

deutsche autohersteller haben
offensichtlich ein problem
funktionierende blinker zu verbauen

Asuguo

it’s a
german talk radio
marathon

Asuguo

that darn
ant sucked
my blood

Asuguo

sometimes it feels
like i am sleeping
in a dog kennel

Asuguo

travel around the globe
and you see the weirdest ways
to rob people

Asuguo

he either had an
incredible jump or was
killed by a cow

Asuguo

there’s much beauty in a
drilling noise when the guy next table
plays mexican schlagermusik

Asuguo

aber
ich spreche
deutsch?

Asuguo

a donkey and a pig
take an afternoon stroll
down the street together

Asuguo