Wednesday, August 29th 2018
 
der 'hohe bogen' express
fährt
die ganze nacht
Saturday, August 25th 2018
 
he can defecate
when in midair
held upside down
Friday, August 24th 2018
 
don't ever be late
to a ball game, if you are 
the one with the ball
Tuesday, August 21st 2018
 
der kinski
fährt allein
am tandem
Saturday, August 18th 2018
 
ich bin
ein lebender
schleckstein
Thursday, August 16th 2018
 
the good news are
climate change
makes spiders bigger
Monday, August 13th 2018
 
if it moves
it agrees
to be killed
Thursday, August 9th 2018
 
going downhill makes me wonder 
how i ever got the idea 
to ride that trail uphill
Monday, August 6th 2018
 
it’s a
markus
thing