Monday, February 26th 2018
 
der schnee
ist erfroren und vom
baum gefallen
Saturday, February 24th 2018
 
the main challenge for me
wouldn't be climbing mt. everest, but
wanting to climb mt. everest
Friday, February 23rd 2018
 
putting a crocodile
into a dog's body
is plainly ridiculous
Tuesday, February 20th 2018
 
gravity is
not suspended
in wien-mitte
Sunday, February 18th 2018
 
humans outperform every animal
in one thing: throwing external objects.
don’t make me use my talent
Wednesday, February 14th 2018
 
deutsche autohersteller haben 
offensichtlich ein problem 
funktionierende blinker zu verbauen
Sunday, February 11th 2018
 
it’s a
german talk radio
marathon
Saturday, February 10th 2018
 
that darn
ant sucked
my blood
sometimes it feels
like i am sleeping
in a dog kennel
Friday, February 9th 2018
 
travel around the globe
and you see the weirdest ways
to rob people