Sunday, April 30th 2017
 
ich bin halt ein
absoluter
nasenatmer
Saturday, April 29th 2017
 
i probably won't drown
it's more 
probable that i explode
Friday, April 28th 2017
 
ich nehm 
alles was ich
beissen kann
Thursday, April 27th 2017
 
she ate
the incredible
hulk
Tuesday, April 25th 2017
 
some people
thrive on 
bad news only
Sunday, April 23rd 2017
 
a nice cold day and 
an ice cold day are not 
too far apart
Saturday, April 22nd 2017
 
the money greedy point
fingers at the money greedy
for being money greedy
Friday, April 21st 2017
 
if you have nothing
to say
talk about the weather
Thursday, April 20th 2017
 
crucified
by
mongrel dogs
Wednesday, April 19th 2017
 
if this is spring
i don't wanna know what
summer has in store