Thursday, November 30th 2017
 
besser in 
mexiko erschossen, als
in wien überfahren
Monday, November 27th 2017
 
hopefully it doesn’t turn
into a habit
well, it already is a habit
a few days ago my life was: 
running before swimming or just swimming?
today it is: what do i wear so i don't freeze to death
Sunday, November 26th 2017
 
lalala lala lala
and now in english
lalala lala lala
Saturday, November 25th 2017
 
in 11.5 km höhe
hat es -40C, am boden ist es
nicht viel wärmer 
Friday, November 24th 2017
 
viennese people
aren’t among the most impolite
for no reason
Thursday, November 23rd 2017
 
make
november
great again
seems minnesota’s 
official state bird migrates 
to florida for winter
Wednesday, November 22nd 2017
 
not boarding the plane
is actually less
work than boarding it
Tuesday, November 21st 2017
 
i used to drive spiders
now i am
carrying frogs around