Wednesday, August 3rd 2016
friendly reminder
to myself:
don't drink tea!
a hot shower
is every bit as wonderful
as i remembered it
you can lead your bowels
to the restroom
but you can't make'em defecate
Tuesday, August 2nd 2016
i sometimes get the feeling
germans make up
80% of the world's population
the last ice age
left all those stones for me
to play on them
stinkmorcheln
haben das zeug
zum zombiepenis
some insect
always volunteers
to bite me
Monday, August 1st 2016
i delay my hope for
nutritious, non junk-food food
to denmark
it's so quiet in here
i heard an echo
from me swallowing
Sunday, July 31st 2016
pizza and kebap
are the mc donalds
in mc donalds free zones