Thursday, September 29th 2016
 
das raubtier heisst
wohl so, weil es einem
den letzten nerv raubt
Monday, September 26th 2016
 
in all seriousness
don't take
things too seriously
Sunday, September 25th 2016
 
sting killed
bieber by not opening
the door
this book
is perfect for
inducing sleepiness
strict
ring
muscle-up
Thursday, September 22nd 2016
 
dear deer,
don't eat
green snow
Wednesday, September 21st 2016
 
i still can't sit
with my 
legs crossed
Monday, September 19th 2016
 
lebens
raum
torte
Sunday, September 18th 2016
 
maybe mr. hader is right
and cats are the
dumbest animals? 
Saturday, September 17th 2016
 
could they please
stop hitting 
me with a pillow