Tuesday, June 9th 2015
the banana vacuum
looks like
a defibrillator
Monday, June 8th 2015
the shoes either reached the top
or gave up
and walked home
Sunday, June 7th 2015
that darn
mosquito
killed me
Saturday, June 6th 2015
we have a vole problem
and a cat. something in this
scenario is very wrong.
Friday, June 5th 2015
war rages, hell breaks loose
but the car radio
always keeps in time
if nothing has to make sense
it would be ridiculous
if it made any sense
so wie sie
es sagt ist es
wirklich 'schliem'
Thursday, June 4th 2015
from up on a tree a monkey
throws a coconut at me.
pretty unusual in our forests.
Wednesday, June 3rd 2015
if you kill someone as a guy
and later change you sex
are you still actionable for that crime?
most people choose
to be dependent
and helpless