Stored all my
haikus in mind
but forgot where

Mrs. Bigglesworth

treating me like a child,
she expects me
to act like a grown up

Asuguo

thanks to mr. gabriel
there will be a
red bull rampage 2013

Asuguo

dismembered
and put in boxes
ready for disposal

Dillo Fenderson

i got notified by mail
that christmas is
going to happen in 2013

Asuguo

inanimate, but mobile
capable of doing the worst:
nothing

Asuguo

a giant wobbling tooth
the challenge:
make everything else stranger

Dillo Fenderson

this elevator music
is well past
it's expiration date

Dillo Fenderson

I'm no Sheldon
but this
is too much

Dillo Fenderson

manchmal
sehe ich
einen fisch

Asuguo