Thursday, March 6th 2014

the questions isn't if they are
stupid, but rather
how fucking stupid they are

Asuguo

no matter how hypochondriacal
one is, an austrian cow
stays an austrian cow.

Asuguo

some rules apply for cars
all rules apply for bikers
none apply for pedestrians

Asuguo

it's a long way
towards
naming consistency

Dillo Fenderson

Wednesday, March 5th 2014

i'm afraid
of my
cellphone

Mrs. Bigglesworth

being bought by evil
retroactively
makes them saints

Dillo Fenderson

so much effort
to look completely
ridiculous

Dillo Fenderson

the stink of
the walking ashtray
is overwhelming

Dillo Fenderson

Tuesday, March 4th 2014

repeat
yesterday's
haiku

Asuguo

that is
real truth
in advertising

Dillo Fenderson