Italians
don't understand
volume controls

Dillo Fenderson

with enough weather reports,
the only weather not listed
must be the correct one

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the worst reponse
to customer complaint:
perfect!

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it either rains or the garden is
alive with mosquitoes.
some mosquitoes even fly during rain

Asuguo

both my remaining
countdowns
are online

Asuguo

I was immune to rain
until I was
under a roof

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these
tract
ions

Asuguo

there was
exactly one
dry spot

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my kids
turned popcorn
into cop porn

Dillo Fenderson

mayonese:
the secret ingredient
of Italian washing powder

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