i pointed a gun
at him, so he raced off
eyes wide in horror

Asuguo

if there's a screenfull of text
sometimes, just sometimes
reading it helps

Dillo Fenderson

40% of the time
streets are blocked
by demonstrations

Dillo Fenderson

it's not as cold
as expected, as for the rest
no surprises

Asuguo

apparently
my name is
Chong

Dillo Fenderson

maximum
security
restroom

Dillo Fenderson

I'm not late
I just can't
tell time

Dillo Fenderson

having a cold
is an evolutionary advantage
on public transport

Dillo Fenderson

i like the water better
when it comes in waves than
falling from the sky

Asuguo

ho ho ho!
here comes the
Christmas pirate

Dillo Fenderson