it's a pity to start the new year
without a haiku
but i can't think of anything

Asuguo

even if I have to release
three episodes a day
I'll get to 52 per year

Dillo Fenderson

ice is cold
and slippery
when barefoot

Dillo Fenderson

i ain't dumb and i ain't blind
but that doesn't mean
i can't drive a car sometimes

Asuguo

pre-holiday
war zone
supermarket

Asuguo

a thousand ways
and most of the time
none of them work

Dillo Fenderson

later this year
is hard to believe
on December 30th

Dillo Fenderson

alle mir nach,
ich folge
euch!

Mrs. Bigglesworth

after years of penetrating the
wrong hole the child was conceived
through wrong ass-wipe technique

Asuguo

all of December
only has
seven work days

Dillo Fenderson