i whipped my butt,
accidently,
but repeatedly

Asuguo

Recieving a massage and
texting to the nanny -for some
that's multitasking on expert level

Mrs. Bigglesworth

I didn't think
it would be possible
to miss supertrain

Dillo Fenderson

finding gonorrhea
is his personal
50 shades of grey

Asuguo

I need a bigger phone
that doesn't fit through
the hole in my back pocket

Dillo Fenderson

it's cute
how they still think
numbers matter

Dillo Fenderson

for longer sentences
the angry gay
is the best approach

Asuguo

you can clean your shoes,
or you simply
walk through the snow

Asuguo

Haus-
katzen-
wetter

Dillo Fenderson

what's gained
by insisting it's fine
when it's clearly not?

Dillo Fenderson