the impossible task
of not checking your phone
every 15 minutes

Asuguo

everybody seems
to be lawyer, doctor
or architect these days

Asuguo

the universe
hates me
gardenig

Mrs. Bigglesworth

this was the
perfect warm up for
springsteen

Asuguo

that it doesn't exist
might explain why
Google can't find it

Dillo Fenderson

with an intruder in the house
she takes a shower
but doesn't get dressed

Dillo Fenderson

pizza
would have been
preferable

Dillo Fenderson

at what times do i
normally work out?
every two years

Asuguo

who names
two stops on the same line
alike?

Asuguo

i probably
ate the 'bestest' burger
of my life today

Asuguo